Okay, totally off-topic, I know. Well, the keyboard is computer-related. But when I came across these links on my site, VarLinux.org, I couldn't resist sharing them.

Ergonomic keyboard for pirates.

Dave Barry's "Arrrrr! Talk like a pirate -- or prepare to be boarded".

Oh, and happy "Talk like a pirate" day, me hearties. Pass the grog.