Enter to Win a Free "Oops... Wrong window" TShirt!
We've all done it. Now you can share your humorous and/or awkward blunder with the world! Watch the video below for all the details.
**The drawing is now over, but please continue to enjoy Shawn's video. #tigerblood**
Shawn Powers is an Associate Editor for Linux Journal. You might find him chatting on the IRC channel, or Twitter
Realizing the promise of Apache® Hadoop® requires the effective deployment of compute, memory, storage and networking to achieve optimal results. With its flexibility and multitude of options, it is easy to over or under provision the server infrastructure, resulting in poor performance and high TCO. Join us for an in depth, technical discussion with industry experts from leading Hadoop and server companies who will provide insights into the key considerations for designing and deploying an optimal Hadoop cluster.
Sponsored by AMD
Built-in forensics, incident response, and security with Red Hat Enterprise Linux 6
Every security policy provides guidance and requirements for ensuring adequate protection of information and data, as well as high-level technical and administrative security requirements for a system in a given environment. Traditionally, providing security for a system focuses on the confidentiality of the information on it. However, protecting the data integrity and system and data availability is just as important. For example, when processing United States intelligence information, there are three attributes that require protection: confidentiality, integrity, and availability.
Learn more about catching the bad guy in this free white paper.
Sponsored by DLT Solutions
| Designing Electronics with Linux | May 22, 2013 |
| Dynamic DNS—an Object Lesson in Problem Solving | May 21, 2013 |
| Using Salt Stack and Vagrant for Drupal Development | May 20, 2013 |
| Making Linux and Android Get Along (It's Not as Hard as It Sounds) | May 16, 2013 |
| Drupal Is a Framework: Why Everyone Needs to Understand This | May 15, 2013 |
| Home, My Backup Data Center | May 13, 2013 |
- Designing Electronics with Linux
- New Products
- Making Linux and Android Get Along (It's Not as Hard as It Sounds)
- Dynamic DNS—an Object Lesson in Problem Solving
- Using Salt Stack and Vagrant for Drupal Development
- Validate an E-Mail Address with PHP, the Right Way
- Tech Tip: Really Simple HTTP Server with Python
- Build a Skype Server for Your Home Phone System
- Why Python?
- A Topic for Discussion - Open Source Feature-Richness?
- Reply to comment | Linux Journal
35 min 28 sec ago - Not free anymore
4 hours 37 min ago - Great
8 hours 24 min ago - Reply to comment | Linux Journal
8 hours 32 min ago - Understanding the Linux Kernel
10 hours 47 min ago - General
13 hours 16 min ago - Kernel Problem
23 hours 19 min ago - BASH script to log IPs on public web server
1 day 3 hours ago - DynDNS
1 day 7 hours ago - Reply to comment | Linux Journal
1 day 7 hours ago
Enter to Win an Adafruit Pi Cobbler Breakout Kit for Raspberry Pi

It's Raspberry Pi month at Linux Journal. Each week in May, Adafruit will be giving away a Pi-related prize to a lucky, randomly drawn LJ reader. Winners will be announced weekly.
Fill out the fields below to enter to win this week's prize-- a Pi Cobbler Breakout Kit for Raspberry Pi.
Congratulations to our winners so far:
- 5-8-13, Pi Starter Pack: Jack Davis
- 5-15-13, Pi Model B 512MB RAM: Patrick Dunn
- 5-21-13, Prototyping Pi Plate Kit: Philip Kirby
- Next winner announced on 5-27-13!
Featured Jobs
| Linux Systems Administrator | Houston and Austin, Texas | Host Gator |
| Senior Perl Developer | Austin, Texas | Host Gator |
| Technical Support Rep | Houston and Austin, Texas | Host Gator |
| UX Designer | Austin, Texas | Host Gator |
| Web & UI Developer (JavaScript & j Query) | Austin, Texas | Host Gator |
Free Webinar: Hadoop
How to Build an Optimal Hadoop Cluster to Store and Maintain Unlimited Amounts of Data Using Microservers
Realizing the promise of Apache® Hadoop® requires the effective deployment of compute, memory, storage and networking to achieve optimal results. With its flexibility and multitude of options, it is easy to over or under provision the server infrastructure, resulting in poor performance and high TCO. Join us for an in depth, technical discussion with industry experts from leading Hadoop and server companies who will provide insights into the key considerations for designing and deploying an optimal Hadoop cluster.
Some of key questions to be discussed are:
- What is the “typical” Hadoop cluster and what should be installed on the different machine types?
- Why should you consider the typical workload patterns when making your hardware decisions?
- Are all microservers created equal for Hadoop deployments?
- How do I plan for expansion if I require more compute, memory, storage or networking?



Comments
Anmosoft Windows Password
Anmosoft Windows Password reset is a powerful Windows password recovery tool to help you reset Windows 7/Vista/XP/Server2008/ Server 2003/ Server 2000 login password.
http://www.resetwindowspassword.com/
----- http://ai.vc/zd
----- http://ai.vc/zd -----
Hi,Dear Ladies and Gentlemen,
1. sport shoes : Jordan ,Nike, adidas, Puma, Gucci, LV, UGG , etc. including women shoes and kids shoes.
2. T-Shirts : BBC T-Shirts, Bape T-Shirts, Armani T-Shirts, Polo T-Shirts,etc.
3. Hoodies : Bape hoody, hoody, AFF hoody, GGG hoody, ED hoody ,etc.
4. Jeans : Levis jeans , Gucci jeans, jeans, Bape jeans , DG jeans ,etc.
----- http://ai.vc/zd -----
----- http://ai.vc/zd -----
Service is our Lift.
enjoy yourself.
thank you!!
::∴★∵**☆.∴★∵**☆.∴★∵**☆.
█████.::∴★∵**☆.∴★∵**☆.
█田█田█::∴★∵**☆.∴★∵**☆.
█田█田█.∴★∵**☆.∴★∵**☆.
█田█田█∴★∵**☆.∴★∵**☆.
█田█田█.★∵**☆.∴★∵**☆.
█████.*******************
◢██□██◣.~~~~~*^_^*
Ooops....
We went to my uncle's birthday, and my mother helped by cooking lasagna. She gave me the food and said "put it on the balcony". I opened the window, put the dishes on the balcony and... they felt on the floor... Mother said "not that one, the other..."
Oooops...
talking to my Wife and a Dude
I was talking to a co-worker (a dude) on pidgin.
And suddenly, my wife pidgin window popped up with a "Hi Honey" message.
I answered her back (I thought) "Hey sweet heart"
My co-worker answered back "I din't know you were gay"
Oops! wrong Window!
Winners Announced
Winners of the daily T-shirts are being announced over here, http://www.linuxjournal.com/winning.
Congrats to everyone who has won so far!
Carlie Fairchild is the publisher of Linux Journal.
oops wrong windows
While I am chatting with my team mate . Alas i typed This F_--G manger is giving me too much of work now a days . I don't know what i have to do .suddenly one pop up came.Leave the company soon :-) . I was shocked i typed the text in my manager's chat window not in team mates :) :) Just i typed ..oops its a wrong window sorry :-)
oops wrong windows
While I am chatting with my team mate . Alas i typed This F_--G manger is giving me too much of work now a days . I don't know what i have to do .suddenly one pop up came.Leave the company soon :-) . I was shocked i typed the text in my manager's chat window not in team mates :) :) Just i typed ..oops its a wrong window sorry :-)
Oooops... wrong window
i was connecting to some mail account, while chatting with somone on gtalk, typed in my pssword and ...oooops wrong window, it was the chat one ...
craizy chrome browser
Open Google Chrome Browser, to see facebook news, and play a zynga game !
Oooops, its occupies to mutch cpu :-(
Oh no, boss is coming ! lool
Try CTRL+ALT+F2, and execute killall -9 chrome
But it to slow, and boss arrives ! :-(
You are playing zynga games, i pay for you play zynga games, instead of realy work ?
Awkward blunder.
Watching porn on computer. Mom entered. Instead of shifting work-space, I ended up maximizing the screen. Had to kick my CPU's restart button to get it to restart. But, it was too late. Computer was packed away for 3 months, while I had to make do with some rather crappy magazines.
Oops... this is not a game
Oops... this is not a game :S¿?