For Sale: One Turkey, Slightly Used

Item: Turkey, gender unknown, missing head, one leg, and most of it's flight muscles. Feathers not included, but can be provided upon request.

Terms: Willing to trade for weight loss video, treadmill, or possibly discount voucher for gastric bypass surgery. This item MUST GO, so don't hesitate to make an offer.

Other Information: Limited time offer. Turkey expected to disappear between pieces of bread soon. Prompt responders will also receive matching gravy.

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octopusgrabbus's picture

This is why -- at least to me -- you have as genuine although probably not as large a following as Joss Wheedon's characters.

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