More Geek Gifts

When my family goes shopping, these are the types of gifts they get me. Don't let my expression fool you, however, I actually love wearing this hat hat in public...


A guy walks into a bar with a penguin on his head. The bartender says, “Hey, how’d that get there?”

The penguin replies, “It started out as a pimple on my backside.”

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Shawn Powers is an Associate Editor for Linux Journal. You might find him chatting on the IRC channel, or Twitter

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