Illegal use of term - five yard penalty
From Thursday, March 4, 2010 Washington DC Express print edition:
Megan Fox Thinks She's Linux...Or Something Megan Fox has slept with only two men...."My body parts are all I have left now that are only mine -- the world owns everything else."
I am guessing some cheese ball in the headline department thought that there was some similarity between Megan Fox only owning her body parts and Linux.... Frankly, I am not seeing it.
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linuxjournal
Please refrain from feeling the urge to post to the linuxjournal.com rss feed as if this were your personal twitter.
roots?
I think someone's been reading The Onion too much lately.
Stupid media !!!
Although I did find it annoying that this article was featured on the home page of LinuxJournal I think it is important to note that it is categorized under the heading of "Stupid media." It's not really serious news, and I don't think it should be displayed so prominently without clearly differentiating it from more serious subjects, but a selection of "Stupid media" could be entertaining. It would be neat to see what the mainstream, and perhaps not so mainstream media think of our community.
Mick
"not seeing it?"
If you aren't seeing it- then they succeeded in spell-correcting "Lynx" with "Linux" :) Just so we don't start thinking about the console browser, this is the lynx I suspect the author intended- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynx_%28mythology%29
"useless post" rant or
"useless post" rant or tasteless joke about open sores, the choice is yours..
Please refrain from feeling
Please refrain from feeling the urge to post to the linuxjournal.com rss feed as if this were your personal twitter.
Thanks,
Intelligence
Hey Anonymous
Lighten up. It's a Linux headline, and this is the Linux Journal. If you don't like it, don't subscribe. How hard is it to just mark it read and move on? It surely took more effort for you to come here and complain, and come up with a supposed-to-be-witty way of putting it.
I'm with the GPP
Sorry, Anonymous. I agree with the GPP. If I want news from the social pages, I'll read the social pages of the newspaper, or People magazine, etc. I look to LJ for news about Linux. Just because a daft journalist thought it might be cool to include the word "Linux" in a headline -- or even if a spellchecker changed a typo to "Linux" -- that doesn't mean it is necessarily news for the Linux crowd.
And like another LJ reader said, I am posting in the hopes of influencing what LJ considers newsworthy in the future, even if, in the short term, doing so requires more effort than ignoring the article and moving on.
"It surely took more effort
"It surely took more effort for you to come here and complain"
Yes, but the hope is that it prevents future similar posts.
(Not OP, by the way. I was also annoyed by this post).